Rural leisure jollys

Rural leisure jollys

This is a adapatation of the game played by commuters on bikeradar website silly commuting racing
Read the below link before reading on or you probably won't get it.
http://www.bikeradar.com/fitness/article/bikeradars-guide-to-silly-commuting-racing-29908

As I do not live in a metropolitan and commuting to work is not an option (shift work sucks)
I have adapted the game to fit a more "rural" style because lets face it nothing the *rural community love more than a good hunt!

*Rural in this case meaning anyone not living in london or simmilar citys

The game has much of the base rules of the city game, there is still a food chain system  and much of the same rules apply.

Name of the game is still to gain rep and all but not during a commute
You must pick your steed and work out your starting points as per the original game changing steed will reset points
You will earn points and loose points in the same way as the original game
(overtaking someone who is  higher on food chain, losing for someone below you)

You will have 45 minuite "safari" session where you must go out, and  scalp (overtake,drop) as many as possible, any scalps done after 45min do not count, you must look like you are out and about on a leisurely jolly ( the bank holiday family sort), so that still means no looking like your going to blow an extra hole while trying to scalp someone.

There is no commute just 45 minuites of hunting for your trophy's.

There is no team work, no pairing up it is every man for himself, you can all go out as a group and go seperate ways  or do it solo (you're sick minds), poaching each others trophy's is fair game (life's not fair), but stalking other competitors isn't allowed.


Rules and points that apply as below:

The food chain: where do you come in the system?
1: Scooters
2: Roadies with shaved legs*
3: Proper rapid singlespeeds (real men, messengers, tarty shiny fixies)*
4: Roadies with hairy legs*
5: Faux singlespeeds (fakengers, dirty/functional bikes, silly eggbeater gears)*
6: Touring bikes (mudguards)*
7: Fast hybrids*
8: MTBs on skinnies*
9: MTBs on knobblies
10: Bromptons/collapsing bikes
11: MTB full-sus on knobblies
12: Shoppers
13: Shoppers with wicker baskets (or picnic baskets)
14: Electric bikes
*Pedal Adjustment:

Flats: +1. Toe Clips: 0. Clipless/SPDs: -1

Bonus points:
Scalped by a tandem - 10 points
crashing and taking out an entire peloton  - 40 points ( plus a go home penalty)
Scalping scooters + 10
Taken away to A&E - 30 ( you crazy fool)
Capturing your scalps on video an extra 1 point per scalp


The Rules: Rural leisure jollys
No dangerous manoeuvres. Don’t be a danger to others or yourself. Falling off causes pain to you and others around you, and you lose yer points!
Don’t ride like a c*ck, we’re all just having fun!
No passing at lights/ junction/crossings. All passing on open roads only.
Filtering in traffic is null and void (you know if you’ve dropped someone fairly, and haven’t turned off afterwards)
Pavement passes – either you or the target is void
Show no pain – unless your face is just like that


Copy and paste was nessesary because I wanted the foundations of the game the same and it should still be safe and not a death ride.

Let me know how you get on leave your name score and county!
have fun

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